

muddertrucker wrote:
No not quite.
KM times 5/8 = miles
It's called the metric system, you know like what they use during the Olympics and every where else but the states.
Take off hoser, because Canada used to use standard measurement. I know because I remember Bob and Doug McKenzie having trouble switching over to the metric system. They had a hard time trying to figure out how many metric beers in a six pack.
Bob: I think it's like a six, a six pack equals 12 beers and 30 beers is like 42 beers, 42 metric beers.
Doug: That's good for me, eh. Count me in on metric.
Doug: Yeah, if I drank a beer every mile. So here's a case of empties, I'd say we're twenty-four miles from civilization.
Bob: No way, half of those are mine.
Doug: Okay. Twelve miles.
Bob: We should go metric. Then we could drink a beer every kilometre, not every mile.
Doug: So?
Bob: So... kilometres are shorter than miles!
Doug: AH! So we drink more beers.
Bob: Exactly. What's the conversion factor to go from miles to kilos?
Doug: Uh. Double it, and add thirty.
Bob: No, get out! That's temperature.
Doug: So, it's still metric.
Bob: Okay. So how many beers could we have had, professor Doug, assuming we drank twelve each?
Doug: Um. Hey! Are you implying one of us, possibly me, drank more than twelve?
Bob: Wha? No, I'm just sayin' it makes the math easier...
Doug: So uh, twelve beers, that's... um.
Bob: Twelve kilometres.
Doug: Right. Uh. Twenty-four. Wow. And uh... thirty is... uh... holy smokes!
Both: Fifty-four beers!
Bob: Wow. I'm switchin' to metric.
Doug: Beauty, eh?