oh to be 15 and invicible again
i remember "restoring" my first "bike"
its was an older puch, really nothing more then a glorified moped BUT it sore beat the snot out off my buddies BMXs
anyhow, my dad had some insight in the mind of a 15 year old and so he set sound ground rules...well, really only one rule
NO RIDING IT UNLESS MY DAD WAS HOME
and because a rule like that couldnt stand on its own he had implemented a few precautions, for starters, he kept the sparkplug and i only got it when he was home
secondly, the bike needed to be chained down but in order to preserve some of my self esteem at least he let me chain it up, but he kept the key
well, being 15 i had a few very good traits at my disposal, invincebility, know it all and the such
so, i would wait for my dad to take off and then i would head into the garage, grab me a sparkplug socket, a spare sparkplug, two 17 MM wrenches and my new front wheel
remember how i said my dad allowed me to chain it up myself?
well, i would run the chain through the front wheel, around the forks and back
it would take me all off 2 minutes to pop loose the axle nuts and disconect the brake and the front wheel would just drop out...chain and all
then all i needed to do was instal the new wheel and spark plug and i was off to ride
there was NO WAY my dad would ever find out (after all, i was 15 and he was the old man) and with my superior driving skills i was sure to never get caught
im not sure how long i got away with it but i remember coming to an intersection one day with a fiat panda coming from the right and i knew i had right of way so i gunned it
well, the driver of the fiat had a different point of view and also entered the intersection and i sideswiped her with all the grace of a 15 year old
by some strech of luck (at the time atributed to my superior driving skills) i managed to keep the bike upright and headed straight home...beating the cops there by a smashing 37 seconds (one of the few disadvantages of living in a small town is every one always knows what everyone is up too)
well, i made the cops some coffee and we waited for my dad to gey home
when my dad made it home the cops explained the whole deal to my dad...hit and run...felony...court date...up to the judge...the usual
we exchanged our salutations and as the cops were getting into thier cruiser my dad uttered the timeless words...hey, arent you guys taking his bike?
dont tell him i said this but i cam honoustly picture me saying this about my boys bike in a few years
