So my dumb inebriated self on new years eve accidentally mishandled a kitchen knife while separating a couple frozen beef patties. Luckily it IS the off-season and we have a local hand specialist / plastic surgeon. The flexor tendon in my left index finger was severed so I was unable to bend it
Doc expected it to make a full recovery within a couple months. Will need physio. Youtube "flexor tendon repair" if you can stomach that sorta thing..
Also hydromorphone is pretty great