Too Stupid to Stop: 1983 KDX 250 Resurrection
Posted: 08:10 pm Sep 16 2012
I have a peculiar personality trait that compells me to continue in futile endeavors long after the realization that stopping is the prudent thing to do. Like when I tried to pull that stump out with my Jeep and a few tie down straps. My brain kept saying, "the straps will snap and break your rear window. The hooks may also fracture your skull," but my foot kept feeding out the clutch. A snapped strap and dented tailgate later, my brain was saying, "you lucky sumbitch." The brain knew to stop, but the body continued. I feel like I'm going down that road again with my latest Craigslist mistake.
Say hello to my $80 1983 or 1984 KDX 250! The ad said it had been taking up space beside the shed for too long, and it was time to get rid of it. the woman writing the ad said she had no idea about bikes and that someone would have to look at it in person and make an offer. The pictures showed it missing its tank and airbox, a broken and severely faded fender, and lots of rust. Initially I thought, "Good luck selling that heap, lady!" But then after a couple weeks, the ad changed to, "Best offer. If no one buys it, I'll just scrap it. I also found the tank and side panels." Well, those were the magic words I needed to hear. I had to at least check it out before it went to the junk yard.
On distant examination, it didn't look too bad. Mostly original with the exception of a black rear fender, blue seat cover, and lower fork guards. Closer examination revealed a bike that had been abandoned to the elements for a LONG time. Rusty spokes, rusty fasteners, rusty frame wherever paint had rubbed off, corroded fins and side cases on the motor, ancient leaky fork seals with a thick crust of tar all over the fork lower, soil settled into nooks and crannies.
One of the pictures in the ad made me hopeful that the bike had been sealed up from the elements because I could plainly see a rag stuffed into the back of the carburetor. When I looked in person, however, I could see that the rag had been in there for YEARS, and the whole time it had been outside. It had the look of an article of clothing left for years on the side of a road. I pulled the rag and found this lovely sight.
The slide is frozen in a raised position, and the body of the carb is corroded everywhere. Not good. The brain is beginning to make some noise about leaving this bike where it is. But the body soldiered forth.
I tried to push the bike out into the open part of her yard only to discover the front wheel is frozen solid. Oh, boy. Well, at least the forks were sliding freely, and there didn't feel like there was any play in the steering stem. Not much play in the rear suspension linkage, and it moved freely and without squeaks or graunching noises. The tranny shifted into neutral without problem, and the back wheel was free. Not looking good, but not horrible, either.
I asked about the airbox, and the woman had no idea, except that she tossed some parts into the trash that might have come from the bike. Well, let's dive into the dumpster, shall we? One complete airbox and an intake boot were retrieved, but the filter cage was MIA. Hmmm.
Let's see if the motor is free. A small struggle to get the kicker to fold out, and then a successful downward push. Lots of compression! Hmmm...lots of cons, but a couple of pros. On the one hand, the bike has been sitting in the elements I bet for over ten years. But on the other hand, the motor still turns freely with lots of compression. But on the other hand, the front wheel is frozen solid and the plastics are all roached badly. But on the other hand, the bike is remarkably complete and original. But on the other hand, the carburetor is most likely unusable, and these bikes have a reputation for fragile ignition systems that are make of unobtainium. But on the other hand I'm here with a trailer and she's threatening to scrap it. Well that tears it!
I offered $50 and we settled on $80. She helped me hump the thing, locked front wheel and all, into my trailer and away I went.
I got it home and stuck the tank, side panels, and airbox on to see what it might look like all together.
Quick fill gas cap!
I decided that with the known fragility of the ignition rotors for these bikes, that the first job would be to evaluate the ignition. As I loosened the ignition cover, water started to drip out. Uh-oh. Then the trickle changed to an outpouring of about a quart of orange water. My brain was gleefully saying, "I told you so!" over and over.
I wiped the rotor with a rag, hit it with some PB blaster, and fiddled with the trip computer for a while.
Not looking good.
These were batteries once upon a time. Why can't people put their bikes IN the shed for decades, not BESIDE the shed?
Well back to the ignition. Against all logic, I pulled the plug, grounded it against the head, and spun the rotor. To my horror, the freaking plug was sparking. I couldn't believe it. But what was that sloshy sound I was hearing? Carb and reeds off.
Lots of water here.
These reeds'll clean right up!
Piston looks good, but what's that?
Why yes, that IS a pool of rusty water from the bilge of the titanic!
Get thee out of my garage and onto your side in the driveway!
This is good stuff.
I cycled the kicker with the bike inverted, and it projectile vomited orange puke out of every oriface.
Looks like a crime scene. Move along! Nothing to see here.
I got the bike mostly wrung out and proceeded to squirt loads of oil into the top and bottom ends in an attempt to preserve whatever's left in there.
It's hard to tell from these crappy iPhone pics, but the cylinder and piston actually look really good. I also detect no play in the crank, and everything moves smooth as silk. Hard to believe, but this bike just might live again.
So where to go from here? I'll pull the motor, remove the top end and flush the bottom end with kerosene and reevaluate. I have a morbid curiosity about whether the motor can be fixed with just a few gaskets!
After a better eval of the bottom end, I'll start scraping together the necessary bits from eBay. Every cable needs to be replaced (the front was frozen with the brake applied, which is why the wheel was locked. I snipped the cable and was able to roll the bike off the trailer), I'm 99% sure I'll need to get a good replacement carburetor, a new front fender is on the list, and then normal consumables (fork seals, tires, and most likely brake pads, chain, sprockets, and maybe a few suspension bearings). I wonder if i can get it going for under $250? Challenge accepted.
Say hello to my $80 1983 or 1984 KDX 250! The ad said it had been taking up space beside the shed for too long, and it was time to get rid of it. the woman writing the ad said she had no idea about bikes and that someone would have to look at it in person and make an offer. The pictures showed it missing its tank and airbox, a broken and severely faded fender, and lots of rust. Initially I thought, "Good luck selling that heap, lady!" But then after a couple weeks, the ad changed to, "Best offer. If no one buys it, I'll just scrap it. I also found the tank and side panels." Well, those were the magic words I needed to hear. I had to at least check it out before it went to the junk yard.
On distant examination, it didn't look too bad. Mostly original with the exception of a black rear fender, blue seat cover, and lower fork guards. Closer examination revealed a bike that had been abandoned to the elements for a LONG time. Rusty spokes, rusty fasteners, rusty frame wherever paint had rubbed off, corroded fins and side cases on the motor, ancient leaky fork seals with a thick crust of tar all over the fork lower, soil settled into nooks and crannies.
One of the pictures in the ad made me hopeful that the bike had been sealed up from the elements because I could plainly see a rag stuffed into the back of the carburetor. When I looked in person, however, I could see that the rag had been in there for YEARS, and the whole time it had been outside. It had the look of an article of clothing left for years on the side of a road. I pulled the rag and found this lovely sight.
The slide is frozen in a raised position, and the body of the carb is corroded everywhere. Not good. The brain is beginning to make some noise about leaving this bike where it is. But the body soldiered forth.
I tried to push the bike out into the open part of her yard only to discover the front wheel is frozen solid. Oh, boy. Well, at least the forks were sliding freely, and there didn't feel like there was any play in the steering stem. Not much play in the rear suspension linkage, and it moved freely and without squeaks or graunching noises. The tranny shifted into neutral without problem, and the back wheel was free. Not looking good, but not horrible, either.
I asked about the airbox, and the woman had no idea, except that she tossed some parts into the trash that might have come from the bike. Well, let's dive into the dumpster, shall we? One complete airbox and an intake boot were retrieved, but the filter cage was MIA. Hmmm.
Let's see if the motor is free. A small struggle to get the kicker to fold out, and then a successful downward push. Lots of compression! Hmmm...lots of cons, but a couple of pros. On the one hand, the bike has been sitting in the elements I bet for over ten years. But on the other hand, the motor still turns freely with lots of compression. But on the other hand, the front wheel is frozen solid and the plastics are all roached badly. But on the other hand, the bike is remarkably complete and original. But on the other hand, the carburetor is most likely unusable, and these bikes have a reputation for fragile ignition systems that are make of unobtainium. But on the other hand I'm here with a trailer and she's threatening to scrap it. Well that tears it!
I offered $50 and we settled on $80. She helped me hump the thing, locked front wheel and all, into my trailer and away I went.
I got it home and stuck the tank, side panels, and airbox on to see what it might look like all together.
Quick fill gas cap!
I decided that with the known fragility of the ignition rotors for these bikes, that the first job would be to evaluate the ignition. As I loosened the ignition cover, water started to drip out. Uh-oh. Then the trickle changed to an outpouring of about a quart of orange water. My brain was gleefully saying, "I told you so!" over and over.
I wiped the rotor with a rag, hit it with some PB blaster, and fiddled with the trip computer for a while.
Not looking good.
These were batteries once upon a time. Why can't people put their bikes IN the shed for decades, not BESIDE the shed?
Well back to the ignition. Against all logic, I pulled the plug, grounded it against the head, and spun the rotor. To my horror, the freaking plug was sparking. I couldn't believe it. But what was that sloshy sound I was hearing? Carb and reeds off.
Lots of water here.
These reeds'll clean right up!
Piston looks good, but what's that?
Why yes, that IS a pool of rusty water from the bilge of the titanic!
Get thee out of my garage and onto your side in the driveway!
This is good stuff.
I cycled the kicker with the bike inverted, and it projectile vomited orange puke out of every oriface.
Looks like a crime scene. Move along! Nothing to see here.
I got the bike mostly wrung out and proceeded to squirt loads of oil into the top and bottom ends in an attempt to preserve whatever's left in there.
It's hard to tell from these crappy iPhone pics, but the cylinder and piston actually look really good. I also detect no play in the crank, and everything moves smooth as silk. Hard to believe, but this bike just might live again.
So where to go from here? I'll pull the motor, remove the top end and flush the bottom end with kerosene and reevaluate. I have a morbid curiosity about whether the motor can be fixed with just a few gaskets!
After a better eval of the bottom end, I'll start scraping together the necessary bits from eBay. Every cable needs to be replaced (the front was frozen with the brake applied, which is why the wheel was locked. I snipped the cable and was able to roll the bike off the trailer), I'm 99% sure I'll need to get a good replacement carburetor, a new front fender is on the list, and then normal consumables (fork seals, tires, and most likely brake pads, chain, sprockets, and maybe a few suspension bearings). I wonder if i can get it going for under $250? Challenge accepted.